Today I met one of the most miserable excuse for a man! At first I thought he was okay, but then he had to open his mouth and make a stupid remark. See, first of all, I admit I'm not the skinniest girl in the world. Second of all I have a friend that is pregnant. Today, we went out to have lunch and all of the guys were acting really gentlemanly towards her. She doesn't have any problems with her pregnancy, so I jokingly said "Maybe I should get pregnant" you know, so that way people would start being nice to me. Well, this Mario had to open his mouth and said "Well, if you got pregnant, people wouldn't notice".

I wanted to give him such a good kick that he would land in China. So, I kicked him 'cause I was really made at him. Apparently I didn't kick him hard enough, 'cause he said it didn't hurt. Then it occured to me that maybe I kicked him in the wrong place. Next time I'll kick him in a more sensitive area. (If you get my drift.) He's just lucky that my friends were there to hold me back 'cause I swear, I think I would have kicked him right then and there!

Anyway, some people call him House (like the character), well, now I see why. He's an ass****. Personally, I prefer House the character, at least he's smart.